|Her chair definitely was not peed on.|
West Des Moines police are investigating whether criminal charges are warranted in the case of a Farm Bureau employee behaving badly. A Farm Bureau vice president told authorities that one of the agency’s employees had been caught on video urinating on the office chairs of four female co-workers. The suspect, a 59-year-old man from Des Moines, was fired Monday, the same day police were informed of the incident at 5400 University Ave. Police documents said the man would look up employee photos in the database. He “would pick out the attractive females and then on off-hours, he would come into work, go to their desk and urinate on their chairs.”
Let's get one thing straight, the hot girls in this office are going to be just fine. Yes it may be a bit creepy, but at the end of the day, they were just getting hit on. Hot girls have been getting hit on since they were teenagers, they've undoubtedly dealt with their fair share of creeps and know how to handle it at this point. It just comes with the territory when you're a hot female.
The real damage here is to the uggo's of the office. How low is your self-esteem when you find out your chair wasn't even piss-worthy? Your year is just ruined. This isn't not getting hit on at the food court in the mall as a teenager, that probably sucked, but was explainable, you're ugly. This is some absolute creepo deciding that your office furniture isn't worthy of his anonymous urine, strictly based on your looks.
I'd be shocked if these woman don't need psychiatric counseling after this...If the males in that office have any heart at all, they'll swing by all the ugly chick's desks tonight and take a quick piss, if only for office productivity reasons.