Shortlist - Think you’ve got this life thing cracked? Think again. Have you received the magical invitation from Black Astrum asking you to sign up for its diamond encrusted business cards? No, no you haven’t. Come on, work harder...Due to each design’s unique specifications costs will fluctuate, but the average selling price is around £1,000 ($1,534) for each card (yes, you read that correctly) and a set of 30 cards will contain around 30 carats.
Jesus H, I need one of those. Just instant credibility, I'd no longer feel embarrassed and only bring up the blog when I'm like 7 beers deep in liquid courage, probably would have sponsorship offers left and right, and I'd be the envy of one Patrick Bateman: