Flat out fraud. Flat out disgusting. I'm not even exagerrating when I say that might have been the WORST lunch I've ever had. The avocado/guac was just disgusting. I'm pretty sure it was green paste, not even kidding. You could have subsituted green play-doh and I'd have been more satisfied.
Shame on you Michael Phelps...there's just no way you're eating that garbage. Either you're full of shit or you're coming dead last in the upcoming Olympics because you've recently ate a life time of inedible green paste during your training. No champion on earth would eat that shit.