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So it is time again for my wife and I to have our annual July 4th party. We are looking for one waiter and three waitresses for the party. But please read the rest of the story as Paul harvey would have said. This is Swingers party and we do 6 of them a year. The waiters and waitress must work in the nude basicly. you will be wearing an apron and flip flops. This again is a swingers party and the guests are all Bi sexual so you must also be comfortable with this type of life style. You are not expected to interact with the guests but you are here for eye candy so you need to be comfortable with the situation very out going in your personality so you can get them drinks and food and wait on them. Needless to say the guest will also be naked. If this sound good ot you hit me back iwth a photo of you and tellme somethign about you.
- Location: westminster
- Compensation: $25.00 per hour with a 5 hour minimum plus tips
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
By far my favorite part of the whole ad is: "Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster."
Yea, I don't think you have to worry about recruiters contacting you about catering for your orgy. Last time I checked Robert Half's website didn't have much in the way of nude catering jobs, sadly.
If you do go for this job, do you get to pick your own apron, or is this a mandatory uniform type thing?...If the waiter/waitress has carte blanche you'd be a fool not go with this little number: