Fox News - First lady Michelle Obama's initiative to end childhood obesity has brought a number of athletic events to the White House but Tuesday's was a bit different as she led around 400 kids in classic calisthenics, kicking off a Guinness World Record attempt for most jumping jacks. The first lady then joined the kids and led them in one minute of jumping jacks with more than 800 arms and 800 legs flying back-and-forth across the White House South Lawn. The group of White House jumpers was observed by an official from Guinness World Records. To break the record, more than 20,425 people from around the world will have to do jumping jacks for one minute.
Mother of god, will the White House please stop embarrassing us. You need 20,450 kids to set a world record you better go round up those 20,450 kids. You’re the freaking White House! You think Putin settles for this shit? No. He wants his mistress or wife to set a frivolous world record he kidnaps as many Chechen people as he needs and orders them to follow along under the penalty of the gulag.
Mean while we got President Obama letting his wife half ass shit and show up with about 1.9% of the required amount of people. I’m surprised the Guinness people even showed up, they’ve probably never been so insulted in their life.
I pray to god no one in the White House knew what the record was ahead of time, else wise this is just a miserable stain on our countries rich history of successful yet useless pursuits.