|Have you seen this man?|
( Miami Township ) Police around the Tri-State are searching for a green 2001 Ford Taurus with KY license plates 114 DJM allegedly stolen from a woman at the Crestview Hills Mall on Tuesday. 74-year-old Ann Lee Ernst says she was finishing up shopping at about 2:45pm when a man shoved her into her car at gunpoint. He then drove her to the rear of Backscheider Transportation, walked Ernst into the woods, tied her up and gagged her and then fled with her car. Ernst eventually freed herself and went to the Cleves Waterworks where she was helped by an off duty Addyston Police officer. The suspect is described as a white male, with bug eyes and buck teeth. He was slender, about 165 pounds, 6'2". wearing an army jungle style hat with the brim all around, green cargo pants and white tennis shoes. He was armed with a knife and a black pistol. Police are circulating a sketch of the suspect who they have reason to believe may be in the West End or Over the Rhine.
So they're either looking for Ace Ventura, or your average, run of the mill, redneck-hick? Shouldn't be too hard to find in Florida...
...At first I honestly thought this was a hoax, some kind of gag news story trying to pull one over on people, but then I read the actual description of the suspect:
The suspect is described as a white male, with bug eyes and buck teeth. He was slender, about 165 pounds, 6'2". wearing an army jungle style hat with the brim all around, green cargo pants and white tennis shoes.
So really the sketch artist is dead on...I was wondering why they autographed the rendering but when you get an idea of just how detailed that picture is, well you begin to appreciate it as the work of art that it is.
I can't wait to see an actual photo of this creature.
PS: My bad, figured Miami was in Florida, apparently it's in Kentucky...which should make finding this character all the more difficult actually.