|Something tells me this guy would have been shit out of lock with the SD Life Guards|
SAN DIEGO (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Lifeguards and fire crew Tuesday rescued a young woman who became stranded on a California cliffside without her clothes, Fox5 San Diego reported. A rescue team plucked the exposed 27-year-old from a ledge high above Black's Beach in the San Diego community of La Jolla. The woman claimed she was climbing down the cliffs -- which are some 500 feet (152 metres) high -- when she became stuck, but lifeguards have questioned her account, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune. "We're not entirely certain that she is telling the correct story. It was just sheer cliffs above her," said lifeguard Andy Lerum.
Damn, even rescue crews have it better in San Diego. Boston rescue workers probably fill their days fishing bloated bodies out of the harbor, these guys out in SD rescue stranded co-eds stuck on cliffs, who just happen to be hanging out butt-naked.
And who are these lifeguards to question the woman's story? Clearly after climbing down 500 feet of sheer cliff she was exhausted, overheated, and in need of help. I don't know about you but the first thing I do is strip down and wave my clothes as a rescue flag. Cools you off and draws attention to your situation. Of course I have to think these guys were a little quicker to help this chick out than they would be if CW was just tanning cliff-side in his birthday suit. They'd probably wait till nightfall to help my ass out.