|Those eyes are pure evil|
Fox News - While he may be known as a “pickup artist” following his 2005 New York Times Bestseller, “The Game: Penetrating the Society of Pickup Artists,” Strauss is releasing the refreshingly raw book “Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead” – comprised of dozens of candid and controversial interview transcripts with Hollywood’s hottest stars...
My favorite excerpt:
And although Paris Hilton told us in 2009 that she would never get breast implants out of a fear of needles, a decade before that Strauss claims to have met the then18-year-old party princess (prior to her days in the limelight) and she allegedly told him quite a different story. “I had a breast job when I was 14, but my mother made me take them out,” Hilton apparently told Strauss, according to the book. “I’m thinking about posing for Playboy. They love famous people’s kids. And the only reason I’d do it is because when my dad finds out, he’ll pay me double the money not to do it.”
I find it fascinating to know that she was a cunniving little bitch even during her teen years. Just playing chess while all the other broads her age were playing checkers. Your average 14-18 year old girl is just trying to get her boyfriend to pay for a dinner date, Paris? She's getting boob jobs and using Playboy to extort daddy for millions, child's play to her. If this isn't the definitive argument for nature over nurture then I don't know what is. Only someone born a bitch knows how to play those moves in their teen years. That kind of scheming usually takes years to master, not for Paris.
And really what choice did Daddy Hilton have? Pay up or have your teenage daughters Ta-Ta's go on display for all the world to see. It does make me wonder what happened with the whole sex tape thing though? You'll pay for her not to appear in Playboy but won't pay when she threatens to star in her very own porn? I guess he must have just called her bluff, been extorted one too many times and didn't think she'd go through with it? If that's the case he just severely misread his own daughters slut-level.
The lesson in all this, pray for sons. Pray for sons.