More appalling news this afternoon, apparently Ed Hardy, maker of t-shirts and hats for douche bags in all walks of life, also sells deodorant.
Predictably named "Hearts and Daggers" (I assume because Death Before Dishonor was taken?) the deodorant promises "Ed Hardy Hearts & Daggers for Men has bright top notes of Anjou pear, fresh basil and Martini accord; white pepper, papaya and rosemary in the heart. The base notes are Katsura wood, suede, patchouli and sandalwood."
All for the convenient price of $15 a stick. Although I can find no confirmation that when applied a stripe of Ed Hardy's signature will streak down your pits, I have little doubt that this would be the case. Also no word on how easy it is to wash out the glitter and jewels that get trapped in your pit hair.