(CNN) -- Arthur Sedille was up-front with police: He would often put a gun to his wife's head during fantasy sex play at their Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, home. But Sedille said he didn't know the gun was loaded when he pressed it to his wife's head and pulled the handgun's slide back during sex on the night of December 21. Now Sedille, 23, is facing the possibility of a murder charge in Canadian County, Oklahoma, in the death of his wife, 50-year-old Rebecca Sedille -- who died when the handgun went off in their bedroom.
Ahh, the old accident during a sex act defense, usually reserved for asphyxiation or a heart attack, but that's beside the point. Dude, no one is going to buy this. The jury is going to take one look at the facts of the case and convict your ass.
They're going to see a 23 year old kid who in the haze of cougar sex realized that he'd married a woman 27 years older than him. Everything was probably fine during the honeymoon faze but after a while everything just fizzled out. Bored with the standard run of the mill unloaded gun to the head sex, feeling trapped and wanting something different in a passionless marriage you foolishly chose the most convenient escape, you loaded the gun. No one is going to buy that it was loaded by accident, that was as premeditated of an act as they come.
And I'm sure your defense to that is the "look at me I'm ugly, who else am I going to find to marry me" defense but that's bullshit. Even if you do look like The Bearded Lady from the Circus there are always plenty of uggo's closer in age to you, someone who's sexual tendencies won't leave you bored and longing for more.
You're going to be lucky to avoid the chair kid.