Someone call child services, I think Vinny's been kidnapped.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
PROVIDENCE, R.I.—The Democratic candidate for Rhode Island governor, widely seen as more conservative than the independent seeking to lead the heavily Democratic state, said Monday that President Barack Obama can "shove it" after learning Obama would not endorse him.
Well at least the day wasn't a total loss for the Pres. Sure the Democrats lost control of the House, and their control of the Senate is very much up for grabs. But at least the Pres was able to escape complete embarrassment in sending Caprio to the losers circle (yea its still early in the night but this looks sure enough).
Make no mistake about it, if Obama managed to lose House and Senate control all while being mocked by a political nobody like Caprio with no repurcussions I would have launched a full fledged appeal for his impeachment. The guy is already a softy, we didn't need Putin and Chavez thinking our President can be pushed around by DJ Paulie D wannabees from Rhode Island. We would have had to do some of that bearing of arms against the government that my man Basil Marceaux was talking about.
His showmanship might be worth dick but he gets an A+ for creativeness. This guy certainly shouldn't be wasting away teaching math in what looks to be a community college classroom. He'd probably be better suited to coming up with commercials for someone like UPS.
I'm so tired of seeing that smarmy, smug, Mona Lisa looking asshole doodling on his whiteboard. How long can that guy live off of one stupid idea?
Whoa! You scared me, thought you were a cop (you do know impersonating a cop is a felony right).
Honestly, what this guy needs is a Milli or Vanilli out here lip synching this speech for him. He's clearly a lucid thinker but his walrus like image isn't impressing anyone. But his underlying point is right, we can't defend ourselves against the government with slingshots and stones while they have patriot missiles, we need to arm up. Every man, woman and child needs to have a rocket launcher for their protection and Basil is the guy to get that done. That's what the constitutional writers would have wanted. Because if we can't defend ourselves against our own government the whole system falls apart.
If I can't march down to my governors office without my posse and our weaponry and tell them when I think they're doing a bad job then this isn't the America I want to be a part of. Or maybe I'll just go the traditional route and vote against Deval Patrick today.
So as a reminder, its voting day today, do your constitutional duty and view my previous selections for political office...Jimmy McMillan and Phil Davison
PS. Did he have his last name legally changed to Marceaux.com? He knows that just because its the name of the website that its not really his name right?
Well if you worked where I do you would pay something like $4.00 or whatever ridiculous price the vending machines are charging right now. Price gouging fascists. But if we're talking a standard $1.25-1.50 here I don't see how you don't pick the mystery can. Sure you could get stuck with something awful like Dr. Thunder or some sort of RC Cola, or worse, club soda. But there's always the chance that you strike it rich with a Mellow Yellow or Jolt (orange flavor only, the rest sucked), or my all time favorite counter culture soda, Wild Cherry Pepsi. That'll create some jealous looks.
If someone other than me was crushing a mellow yellow while copy and pasting excel sheets while I'm stuck with a Fanta (how is that not one of the mystery options) I'd talk so much shit about their job performance and how they must have it in with some of the higher ups or slept with the right person. I'd honestly rather know someone less deserving got a raise than me snagging some kinda Jones Soda while Timmy from HR hits the jackpot with the Wild Cherry Pepsi. It's pissing me off just thinking about it (could just be because I'm thinking of HR).