Crazy Cat Lady Writing Crazy Cat Lady Things - There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes. But cat people may as well have whiskers and tails themselves.
Look lady, the articles title “Cat People Are People Too” and no one is denying that. But you are a relatively insane bunch of people. Cat people are crazy because they there is nothing social about a cat. Bragging about your cat’s personality or gimmicks is lower than listening to the new born parents who brag about their kid’s burps and giggles like they’re the first people with children ever. Keep it to yourself; it’s not interesting to the rest of us. The old saying that dogs and their owners look and act alike tends to play to the cat owners as well. Cats are for the most part socially awkward and shy, just like most cat lovers; you’d prefer to curl up in a blanket in the corner of your couch to interacting with other human beings. Dog owners can go outside and throw a ball around with other people while the dog chases it or bring their dogs to cook outs to play with other dogs while everyone kicks back with an adult beverage. Cat owners sit at home bobbing strings of yarn and picking up puke off the carpet. Which one seems crazier to you?
Mosque gets Baconnated - FLORENCE, SC (WMBF) - A national Muslim civil rights and advocacy group is calling on the FBI to investigate a message written in bacon at mosque in Florence.
Before my cube is Jihad’ed I just want to state that I don’t condone hate crimes or speech in any form. The perpetrators here are clearly deranged individuals…With that said this is one of the funnier hate crimes I can remember. I’m sure once the bacon was removed the evidence was still there in the form of grease as well. I’ll also give credit to the victims here, not outlandish reactions and demonstrations just a statement of disappointment and handing it over to the proper authorities. Pretty refreshing.
How to Deal with an Annoying Co-Worker – Is it possible that professionals in the work place lack so much common sense that vanilla articles such as this one are considered meaningful enough to deserve publication on a major national news website? There is not one statement or solution in there that a person with an 8th grade education couldn’t have reasoned out on their own.
How about delving into some random situations that we don’t come across every day, like how to deal with the co-worker that farts too often, or isn’t showering enough, the office lunch thief, the older woman who still acts like she’s just out of college and is making everyone uncomfortable, and the delusional and possibly schizophrenic employee who keeps everyone on edge (in my case those last two were the same person, terrifying yet entertaining while it lasted). Let’s just say Christmas parties and work outings were veeerrrry interesting with her around.
Thats all this week folks. We'll be back Monday. As I usually do on Fridays I only request that you tell 3 people about the blog if you enjoy it. - CW