Allright, after the Maestros unmitigated disaster yesterday (seriously, two lames? that doubled the previous record, we're still on probationary status here, we were one lame away from being kicked off the internet) I decided my loyal readers deserved better. Yes its Thursday, and yes that's normally an off day from blogging for me, but I just care too much about you guys.
So about 15 minutes ago something miraculous happened, I happened to check myself over in the mirror and realized that I'm having my second great hairstyle day in a row. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this concept it is the merging of the perfect styling with just the right day in your haircut cycle. This is the first time I can remember it happening twice in one cycle in the history of hair. Usually great hair style day is like a white whale, you get a quick glimpse and that's it, you're left pining for it until the next haircut cycle.
I wish I knew what I've done differently to achieve such a historic outcome but I can't think of anything. So what do I do? Do I get a trim tonight and ask the barber to take off the day's millimeter of growth? Is there some kind of bizzaro Rogaine product that will stop growth? Do I load up on wax like Paulie D to keep it stuck in place for a few more days? I'm at a loss.
I do know one thing though, it looks damn good. If you see me at Dunks, or wandering the hallway during one of my many breaks at work try not to stare. While its flattering and appreciated its also rude.